Buddy of mine went on an impulsive trip to some skincare/beauty salon to get some exfoliation treatment.

"They used an array of fancy-sounding techniques. Chief is the microdermabrasive suction tool which uses microscopic diamond dust blades to exfoliate dead cells and a precision vacuum to suck away debris and clogged pores. Also there was high-frequency energy pulsation to kill bacteria and stimulate cell renewal."

"I feel like a newborn! My skin is really smooth and even now."

I was mortified, needless to say.

So, now I'm torn. A voice in my head goes, "Omg, why are you pulling this coming-out gimmick on me? You could've told me you were gay! I would understand!"

Of course, the antagonist in my head goes: "You know you want to try it."

So the question is, to try (and secretly be a hypocrite)? Or not to try (and diss my friend off as gay!)?

The things I'm introduced to these days. Amazing.